“Help! There’s a wallaby in the backyard” effectively sums up my introduction to Australian culture. I had been preparing myself for the descent into Aussie land by watching YouTube videos of the ridiculously cute local marsupials, thumbing through Outback picture books at the doctor’s office and browsing hilarious Melbourne help wanted ads on Craigslist. And now, here I was, a blockade obstructing the only opening between an angry wallaby and his freedom.

My introduction to the culture seemed to be going well. Sam picked me up from my 17-hour flight with a packed travel agenda! We were headed to Warrnambool, a town along the South Coast where I would experience small-town Australia life and gain a proper education in the workings of a mysterious creature called the bogan. January 26th was Australia Day-comparable to our Independence Day, except Australia is technically still under the queen’s rule (there was a proposal to make it into an independent republic with an elected president in 1999, but the citizens voted no), so they celebrate the arrival of the British settlers in the 1700s. It included everything a good nationalistic celebration should-bbq, slip n slide, beer, lots of flags and bogans. They fall somewhere between our version of a redneck and trailer trash, a bogan comes in all shapes and sizes and Australia Day is arguably their favorite day of the year. I’ve interviewed Australians around the globe and here are what the insiders have to say about the bogan:
  • They are extremely nationalistic and can be seen wearing multiple pieces of clothing covered in Australian flags in conjunction with their daily attire of ribbed tank tops and Ugg boots
  • They tend to reside in the country, although there have been spottings of rich bogans living in the city.
  • The genders rarely mix unless in a one on one setting. Men can be found in the barn working on cars and drinking beer and the women busy themselves with cooking, cleaning, caring for children and sharing local gossip.
  • Bottom line: they lack a general sense of culture. 
I’m sure this phenomena exists in every country, it has just become a well-defined and talked about part of Australian culture. The idea of bogan seemed to pop up everywhere and each new Australian I met had something to elaborate on the definition. It also seemed that I had done a lot of bogan activities over the weekend—making a slip n slide, swimming in the river and celebrating Australia Day with my arm covered in Aussie flag tattoos—maybe being bogan wasn’t so bad afterall.

We wrapped up the weekend with a drive along the Great Ocean Highway in route to Melbourne. Just as we were getting ready to leave Sam’s mom’s house we heard the shrieks of a wild wallaby who had just been awaken by Buddy the dog galloping through the back yard. The wallaby was bouncing around uncontrollably crashing into the side of the shed and against the privacy fence. I quickly abandoned my position in front of the gate to distance myself from the wild beast. What would the bogan do? Maybe shoot the wallaby and make wallaby boots, or burgers. What would I do? Luckily, Sam’s mom was already running around the back of the fence and was able to open the gate from the outside. The wallaby spotted the glimpse of freedom and took it, bounding off into the forest. I guess I’m not so bogan after all.

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Luke (we stayed with him & his wife Bree in Warrnambool) and me in our bogan australia Day attire
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Wallaby spotting!
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The 12 Apostales, one Australia's most famous spots along the Great Ocean Highway
 


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Sharon Kauffman
02/01/2012 13:31

Dear Ember,

I am glad you survived that long flight - no Germans sitting behind you, I guess. Are you keeping a daily activity log? And now are you heading to other parts of Austrailia - and then New Zealand? How about the Figi islands. I talked with Kris about a week ago, and she said that you gals were underwhelmed with the Dominican Republic. Traveling allows you - of course, as you know - to see cultures and peoples all uniquely different. And yet, being an American is the BEST, wouldn't you say? Where are you off to next? Know that I love these armchair travelogues and feel as though I am a little spirit sitting right there on your shoulder. Have fun! Sharon

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Baby D
06/05/2012 22:46

Some extra notes for your files- Barns=Sheds. Every good man has a good shed. It may be used as a workshop, or a storage place for the weekend warriors toys.

The 'ribbed tank top' that you refer to is called a singlet, or a 'bluey'.

It's 'Mum', not 'Mom'.

Furthermore, there are large congregations of bogans in some outer suburbs- Frankston for example.

Your guide in Boganism,

D

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